April
18. Preliminary Exercises
18. Exocontinual Protocols
20. Transit Authority
21. Connect Transfer Uplink
26. Transience: Do's and Don'ts
30. Contractual Magic

May
06. Exploratory Incourses
09. Detection and Avoidance
13. Enactive Modes
15. Complex String Theory
16. Hypertension in Social Status

June
01. Interrupting Distortions
06. Escalating Endurances
20. Candidate Theories of Quantum Gravity
21. Sub-principles of Entropics.
23. Collated Energy Maxims
25. Clandestine Polarized Shifts
29. Sonic Disturbance.

July
02. Medical Closures
06. Summons
06. A Complete Summary
06. Titan
19. Express Recourses
22. Semi Organic
31. Forte

The big one-six.

And I've got cramps from hell.

And not being able to do anything about it sucks.

Do I seriously have to register for school?

I mean.

Seriously?

Ewwww......

[Personal]

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I have this tendency to be really obnoxious.
I hope it's not pushing him away.
I forget about it sometimes.

Tosh, I'm going to that dance thing with Wes. That okay with you?

- D.C.

I'm on Saggitauron Eight right now.

I'd send a postcard but you wouldn't believe how much stamps cost out here.


D.C.

[Dairine doesn't return home with Wesley after the trip to Titan. She goes planet-hopping instead, searching for familiar faces or the life-forms she'd come to recognize in her version of the universe. She only starts feeling guilty a few days later, because it's unfair to be angry at Tosh for this long. She sends her a message from one of the moons of Vega.]

Tosh

Just wanted to let you know I'm not dead or anything. I'm fine.

I'll be home back soon.

D.C.

Which one of you ate the last banana?

>.<

I was saving that.

So. Uh. It seems like I owe a couple people an apology. Even though it wasn't my fault.

I'm sorry I told your computers to show alien programming. But hey, everything's a new experience. How'd you like those soaps? Isn't "Eons of our Lives" great? (Though I can see how you wouldn't be into grenfeltzing.)

Anyway, Doctor was nice enough to get me a place to stay with a really cool chick named Toshiko. She's kind of awesome. Truth be told, I'm kind of...glad...to have someone to stay with.

Richie! Let's totally take a trip somewhere again.

[private log. visible to Doctor & Tosh.]
I ran some diagnostics on Spot. He seems to be working just like normal again. I also figured out why I couldn't go home. Transit functions are normal, but the place I was attempting to go doesn't exist.

Well, no, it exists as a physical place, I should clarify, but the way the wizardry defines it, it's not Home. Not my home at least. I can travel within this universe, Spot says the parameters are the same (took Richie to the Moon a few days ago) but I can't go home.

Take a look at my name in the manual's directory (wizard phonebook):

CALLAHAN, Dairine E. 243 E. Clinton Avenue, Hempstead, NY 11575 (516) 555-6786
Journeyman Rating (RL +6.2/-.2) Out of Ambit

See that? "Out of Ambit." It doesn't say I'm on assignment. It means I'm not in my universe. It means I can't contact home. I have no way of knowing how fast or how slow time is going in this universe compared to mine. Even if it seems normal. I hate not-knowing. I hate feeling like I've fallen off the face of the Earth.

Okay. I'm stuck?

SERIOUSLY?

Anyway! Yo! Dairine here. (It’s pronounced “Dare-REEN” so don’t screw it up!) So I guess I’m the new kid in town. Been browsing your forums and I’m getting the impression that not a lot of you guys have been able to get out of here, huh?

[private]It’s like some kind of exocontinual pocket in space and time. But in Canada? Spot seems just as confused as I am. Have you ever seen a wizard’s manual – or a laptop, for that matter – act confused? It’s kind of scary. He's molting.[/private]

Well, no worries! I’ve totally got this. In the meantime, if you want to chat or if you’ve got a computer that’s misbehaving, just call me up here and I’ll get to you ASAP.

-- Dair